A Rabbi Walks Into a Diner




Being an orthodox Jew all his life, a rabbi wants to know what all the fuss is about with pork. So he decides to try it, but needs to do it where his congregation won't see him. He travels 50 miles away, and steps into a diner and orders suckling pig. The waitress brings out a little pig on a plate with an apple in its mouth. Just as the rabbi is about to take his first bite, in walks Goldberg, the president of his congregation. Goldberg says, "Rabbi! What are you doing!?"


The rabbi looks up and says, "Goldberg. Can you believe the service in this place? I order baked apple, and this is how they serve it."

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